Gwar – “The Ultimate Bohab”

(Lyrics)
He proudly sports his rare GWAR hoodie
When he puts it on it gives him such a woodie

Zit-scarred and unpopular
He’s at the show alone
Running his mouth to no one at all
Later he cries bitter tears
He met his idol and he got punched
All he wanted was an autograph
The smell of his acne, it’s heavily bunched
He fell down and everyone laughed

You’re the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don’t have any drugs then get the out
Bohab!
Bohab!

It’s your dream come true
Your crummy fanzine got a GWAR interview!
You’ll ask the questions, it all goes to tape!
but ask the wrong one and your will get raped!
But not by a dude, that would be gay!
But if that’s what the band wants I guess it’s O.K.!
We’re not going to rape you…yet, so don’t you fret it!
You brought a woman with you, and now she’s gonna get it!

Cause’ this is how we roll, this is what we do
We’re ing your girlfriend right in front of you
And we know that’s not your girlfriend, by the way…
She’s only with you because you got her backstage
And you gave her…money

You’re the Ultimate Bohab
Stricken with gout
If you don’t have any drugs then get the out
Bohab!
Bohab!

Your pock marked face makes her sick
As soon as she’s in there she’s getting the dick
But not from you, from the entire band
So whip out your and lay a wad in your hand
Soon she is dead, but before we chuck her
Come on over here kid, there’s still time to her!
A festering hole where there used to be a crotch
We feed her to bears, all that’s left is her watch

Bohab!
You gave your life with pride
But people that had known you didn’t care that you had died
The last issue did real well
Because your interview was suicide
You followed GWAR to ….

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15 Responses to Gwar – “The Ultimate Bohab”

  1. AkatsukiFan505 says:

    GWAR sucks!
    GWAR sucks!

  2. Orklord90 says:

    This is the best an …
    This is the best an’ most hilarious GWAR song i ever heard!!! GWAR RULES THE IN’ EARTH!! >XD \m/

  3. samnickoles says:

    ragnarok by far the …
    ragnarok by far the best gwar album

  4. sepultureofgod1 says:

    dude their first cd …
    dude their first cd came in 1988 so theyve been making cds for like 21 years now and their on tour right now {electile disfuction}.
    i think their funniest line is the shes only with you because you got her backstage and gave her money?! laughed my ing off!!! check out their song destroyed

  5. afterimage289 says:

    Yeah, GWAR is …
    Yeah, GWAR is always good for great lyrics for a great song. ! A great album!

  6. matt2037 says:

    lol “If your lucky …
    lol “If your lucky you might get
    raped, but not by a dude that
    would be gay but if thats what the band wants i guess its O.K!” ll funniest lyrics i ever herd

  7. 666WormInfested666 says:

    more than 20 years. …
    more than 20 years…its like 22 or 23 years now

  8. dammitjon says:

    WHOA! Hold on, Hey …
    WHOA! Hold on, Hey Massacar666… You don’t know who GWAR is?!?! Oh, boy…. please bend over and get ready for the best kind of . They have so many albums that I’ve lost count. Gwar has been kicking our es for almost 20 years now. Where the have you been. GO BUY ALL THEIR ALBUMS. They cover many different genres of metal and rock, and the F’ing RULE each one.

  9. 666WormInfested666 says:

    yes…it really …
    yes…it really does…u will never be the same after a live GWAR concert

  10. blackbirdg90 says:

    when u see GWAR …
    when u see GWAR live ur life is changed 4ever

  11. 666WormInfested666 says:

    it is GWAR
    it is GWAR

  12. massacar666 says:

    who the k is …
    who the k is this? ive never heard em befor sound kinda weird drums are wicked tho

  13. 666WormInfested666 says:

    to all who watch …
    to all who watch this:
    ODERUS WILL ON YOUR FACE

  14. OoXSKULLXoO says:

    lol. awesome song. …
    lol. awesome song. thx for uploading.

  15. metalchick420 says:

    “If your lucky you …
    “If your lucky you might get
    raped, but not by a dude that
    would be gay” LMFAO!!
    that was funny.