What foods are the most effective for causing Gout ? I have been feeding my fat slob husband …?

nothing but swan, babby liver and chocolate covered white truffles for the past 6 years and nothing..

What more could a loving wife do? Maybe a double indemnity life insurance policy perhaps, in case of sudden untimely death..

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8 Responses to What foods are the most effective for causing Gout ? I have been feeding my fat slob husband …?

  1. Johnny says:

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  2. Radio J says:

    What more could a loving wife do? Maybe a double indemnity life insurance policy perhaps, in case of sudden untimely death..
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  3. Religious Ron says:

    more red meat. NOT pink meat.
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  4. I coldcocked Wilbur says:

    Listen missy, you need to get a new plan. The best foods for causing gout are good things like red meat, real butter, and ice cream… stuff like that. You certainly don’t want to waste your precious money on good food for that fat b@stard, do you? You should just put a little fun in his day by adding Ex-Lax to his food and then laugh at him when he shts his pants, I know that’s what *I* do!!! Good luck and hope I helped!!!
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  5. Syd XII says:

    You forgot the alcohol. Lots and lots of alcohol to go with it.
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  6. Return To Eartha says:

    Port, Brandy, Plum pudding, Rich wine soaked and cream laden french food, pickles and spices. Coffee, chocolate and nightshade vegetables (tomatoes, onions, garlic, eggplant, potatoes and peppers.

    And acid rich fruits such as citrus and berries.
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  7. Jaydens ♥Aunt♥ says:

    Artichoke hearts, darling…plenty of artichoke hearts!!! Have him wash them down with port…and make sure everything you give him is in a cream sauce.

    Good luck, darling!
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  8. bella says:

    why did you marry him if you are just going to torture him? you are evil.
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